The Kingdom of Womble 12014 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.661 billion Womble 12014ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 12014ian economy, worth 185 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 39,831 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,720 per year while the poor average 2,496, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 12014's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 12014 is ranked 239,475^th in the world and 13,208^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.